Your submission to Me starts the moment you begin to petition for a session.   If you don't jump through a hoop or two, I'll know you're not willing to amuse Me the way I like to be amused :-)
If you don't follow My initial protocol by providing the requested information in the format it is requested in, I'll assume your inquiry lacks sincerity and it will be discardedCry

Answer the following questions in the order in which they are presented in an articulate yet efficient email to My assistant Simone & your session request will be considered. Simone's email  address is


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